theantiherooftime:

A number one dad, ten out of ten, Dad of the year, gettin laid all year this year, best dad ever, you did it.

theantiherooftime:

A number one dad, ten out of ten, Dad of the year, gettin laid all year this year, best dad ever, you did it.

(Source: 4GIFs.com, via ruinedchildhood)

poopinginschool:

interviewer: any special talents?

me: image

(via aimeucu)

officialpigeon:

"Money can’t make you happy"

WELL IT SURE AS HELL AINT GONNA MAKE ME SAD

(via aimeucu)

bullied:

too hot for ugly people too ugly for hot people

(Source: bullied, via aimeucu)

imtangy:

falcnpunch:

"be my hat boy"
"no fadda"
"what did u seh to me"

it’s a son hat

imtangy:

falcnpunch:

"be my hat boy"

"no fadda"

"what did u seh to me"

it’s a son hat

(via pussysista)

If homophobia were a conversation about food...

Homophobic Person: My favorite food is pizza!
Homosexual Person: Cool! My favorite food is pasta!
Bisexual Person: I like both!
Pansexual Person: Hey guys, I don't have a favorite! I'll pretty much eat what tastes good to me.
Asexual Person: I like the way food looks and smells more than the way it tastes.
Homophobic Person: whAT THE FUCK IS WRONG WITH YOU DISGUSTING PEOPLE WHY ISN'T PIZZA YOUR FAVORITE FOOD?!?! YOU'RE GOING TO HELL.

NIGHTNIGHT by DEDDY